Let’s see. We’ve got a red pickup. A red light. And an even redder Eddie. The only thing missing is that no one was caught RED handed making a mess out of Jenny’s mural.

Eddie surely cannot tell the truth, that would be the last date with her ever. At best she might admire his creative storytelling ’cause she’s an artist. But the chances are she’d think he’s taken in too many fumes working on handyman projects.

And you’d think Ajax would want to lay lower than he already is.  Warning: Don’t try to predict what the engineer-avian mind will do next.